We are two cats that rule!! I'm Bonzai on the left, I'm Stinky on
the right. We are evil, smelly, and annoying.
Web Person: "Tell us a little about yourselves boys."
Bonzai: " I am so mean sometimes little kids and even some adults are afraid to walk past me."
Stinky: " I am lovable and I talk, a lot sometimes. I carry on a ritual conversation with One who feeds us right before bed. The other person is named One who ignores us."
Bonzai: "I love catnip and get really stupid on it. My favorite toy is a crumpled up cigarette pack."
Stinky: " I um well yea a little :-/ catnip now and then. A twisty tie or milk cap is all I need. And I play fetch, better than that stupid dog!!"
Bonzai: " If you really want to annoy people lay in their chair and don'tmove unless they start swatting you, even then do it slowly."
Stinky: "Personally I enjoy opening cupboards and eating any plant I can find, this one really ticks them off."
Web Person: " Where did your owners get you from?"
Bonzai: " Well, I was given to One who Feeds us and One who ignores us by a friend of theirs. Not bad people to live with but they did nueter me, that kind of sucked."
Stinky: " One who feeds us got me from the Animal Protective League, she didn't tell One who ignores us about it until he got home, but I stayed anyways. They nuetered me too."
Bonzai: " Well, we gotta go Stink, trouble to cause you know."
Stinky: " Ok, I see a twisty overthere, here are a few of our favorite links."
One who feeds us , her web page.
One who ignores us, his web pages - Very Good 'of course, he's hosting ours'
Sam's Page, the stupid dog we have to put up with.
Cleveland, it's a great town.
More to come soon!!
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